Humor is healthy. So here’s a bit for your day…
Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)
It’s always a pleasure to visit your site, Evan. I enjoyed the jokes. Allow me to add some more:
“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.” (Woody Allen)
Einstein had a great sense of humour. Here are some well-known examples: “Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.”
“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”
And that is not a joke:
“Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.”
What a hoot!! Thank you so much for sharing these jokes.
JOKE; It is said that laughter is the best medicine. It is also said by professional comedians that “COMEDY IS BASED ON TRADGEDY.” Now Christian Science Prayer is used for either to prevent TRADGEDY or if a tragic situation occurs, such as disease, a destructive storm, or war, to heal it. Now if TRADGEDY is healed, then there is no comedy. If no comedy, then no laughter, and if no laughter, then there is stress which causes disease, war and violent storms. Right back where we started. As Chester A. Riley, on the old time radio program, back in the 1940’s used to say; “WHAT A REVOLTING DEVELOPMENT DIS IS!!”